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(Crows cawing)
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(Frankie) There are all
kinds of Valentine's gifts.
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Some are better than
others, but the best ones
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come straight from the heart.
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Oh, my gosh. Brick!
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I love it.
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So... pretty.
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I know I'm supposed to
wait till Valentine's Day,
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but I just couldn't. I think
it's some of my best work.
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And I think you'd be right.
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Oh, thank you so much, Brick.
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Oh. I am gonna cherish this forever.
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(Clatter)
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(TV playing indistinctly) Hey, dad,
I know you're probably wondering
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what I'm doing for Valentine's Day.
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I don't exactly have a date,
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and that could really bum me out,
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'cause last year was so great
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- 'cause I had Matt and everything.
- Your mom's in the kitchen.
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She told me you guys were in here.
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Anyway, the school is having a dance,
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and I signed up to be
on the cleanup committee.
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I may not be in love,
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but I can still clean
up for people in love.
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Oh, my God. Nobody goes to that lame dance.
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You're just mad because your
girlfriend is out of town.
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She's at a wedding...
something you'll never be in.
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I suggest buying a wacky hat
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and starting your cat collection now.
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That's not even an insult. I love cats.
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So, dad, are you doing anything
for mom for Valentine's Day?
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Anything romantic?
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Ah, we're not those kind of people.
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But you have to do something,
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even if it's just writing her a note
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or sending a cute text telling
her how much you love her.
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Well, I'm doing something.
I'm taking the Christmas tree
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out to the curb without being asked.
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(School bell rings) This is it?
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I thought you said Boss Co.
would be in the black by now.
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Is black the good one or the bad one?
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Look, we really ate it,
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trying to get that
possum out of the garage.
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Between Darrin's stitches
and the rabies shots,
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we got hosed.
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I can still see those
pink eyes coming at me.
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That's it, dudes. We're broke.
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And we can't lay anybody
off, 'cause we're all bosses.
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How can we be so powerful and
powerless at the same time?
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I can't believe you're breaking up with me
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- right before Valentine's Day.
- I'm sorry!
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Really, I don't know what else to say.
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Well, thanks a lot. Now I
don't have a date to the dance.
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I hate you! (Cries)
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(All) Whoa.
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(Snaps fingers)
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Wait a sec. There's a lot of guys
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wanting to get out of relationships
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before Valentine's Day, right?
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That way, they can avoid
spending all that money
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and taking things to the next level.
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- Go on.
- I will.
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Breaking up in person's horrible,
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and the text dump can be forwarded,
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land you on the douche
list, so what if we did it?
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Did what?
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What if guys paid us to break
up with the girls for them? Huh?
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Boss Co. breakup service.
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(Both laughing)
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Okay. Explain it to me one more time.
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Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org
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Mother? Why is this in the trash?
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Oh! Thank God you found it!
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I have been looking everywhere for that.
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Uh-huh. You are a lousy liar.
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(Sighs) Okay. Here's the thing.
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You guys bring home a lot of stuff,
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and that's great, but
I can't keep everything,
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and truthfully, this is not your best work.
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And yet you keep this picture Axl drew
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of two butts orbing in the earth.
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(Sighs) Are the butrronauts
still up there? (Clatter)
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(Sighs)
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Look, Brick, I didn't throw
everything of yours away.
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I saved the important stuff.
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Oh. Where is it?
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Put away in boxes.
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Can I see it? The years
have gone by so fast,
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I'd like to reminisce.
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(Whispers) Reminisce.
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That's fine.
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But you know, all the
current magazines are saying
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we should live in the present, so...
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Find it.
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(Sue screaming)
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I've got a date to the dance!
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Oh! I'm not gonna be a loser after all.
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Oh, my God. I'm so relieved.
I can barely breathe.
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So what happened?
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Well, I just got off the phone with Matt.
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Turns out he broke up with Sheri.
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I knew it wouldn't last.
And he realized he missed me
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and loved me and couldn't live without me.
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And he asked if he could
have the honor of taking me
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to the Valentine's dance!
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(Screaming)
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Oh, honey. That's so great.
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I'm gonna ride my bike over to Carly's
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and tell her all about it. Aah!
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(Door opens)
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(Door closes) (Gasps) Guess what, dad?
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I'm going to the dance after all!
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Romantic, huh?
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Oh, and I see the tree's still up.
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Just sayin'.
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Aah!
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So you are... Amanda, right? (Pen clicks)
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And you date Connor?
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Now this may seem abrupt... (Pen clicks)
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but now that you're both
seniors and going to college,
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he feels it's a natural time
to start seeing other people.
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- What?
- He's very much enjoyed your time together,
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but I'm afraid that time
has... come to an end.
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And he would've been here himself,
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but he thought this was for the best.
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I can't believe he's
doing this. What a jerk!
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Don't despair.
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You're a beautiful young lady
with lots of love ahead of you.
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Any guy would be lucky to have you.
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Just not Connor.
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(Rustles)
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(Dog barking in distance)
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"I know I never say it, but
you're very special to me."
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(Beep)
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(Cell phone buzzes)
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"You're special to me, too." Jim?
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(Door closes)
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Ah, Jim, uh... hey,
listen, about that text...
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Yeah. I was kinda wanting
to talk to you about it, too.
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Uh, no. We don't have to do that.
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See, uh, in fact, that text was...
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The nicest thing anybody's ever done.
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I'll just say it.
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You're the best boss I've ever had, Mike.
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Uh, all right, then. Thanks.
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I've been... kinda going
through a rough patch lately,
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and you telling me I'm special
is just the boost I needed.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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I never told anyone this.
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But I've always had a hard time fitting in.
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When you're a kid, all you
wanna do is belong, you know?
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Sure.
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See, I started going bald
when I was in grade school.
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You ever see a 180-pound
12-year-old with a comb-over?
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(Exhales) It feels good just to say it.
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(Exhales deeply)
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I heard about your guys' service,
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and I wanna dump my girlfriend,
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but I don't wanna hurt her feelings.
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You've come to the right place, Evan.
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(Bell rings) What am I signing?
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Ah, it's a standard release form
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saying we're not liable
if anything goes wrong.
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And that if your ex is hot,
we, the members of Boss Co.,
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reserve the right to ask her out
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after the appropriate 7-day waiting period.
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Correction... 3-day waiting period.
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Sorry, Rachel, but Spencer
feels you two have grown apart.
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(Crying) It's never gonna work.
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(Sobbing)
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We're sorry, Miss Poltorak,
but Mr. Whiteman thinks
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you guys are looking for different things.
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You're too good for him anyway.
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Really?
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Definitely.
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Now could you go online
and take a brief survey
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saying you were broken up with
in a kind and courteous manner?
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Oh, and if you could take a moment
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to "like" us on Facebook,
that would also be great.
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So Brick's stuff was missing,
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and knowing Brick, he
wasn't gonna let it go.
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I learned my lesson.
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Next time I throw away
any more art projects,
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I'm using the dumpster
behind the mini-mart.
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Anyway, I was desperate,
and I knew what I had to do.
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Hey, Nancy.
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Oh, hi, Frankie. Wanna
come in for a cinnamon bun
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and watch Dr. Oz?
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Oh, no, thanks.
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Listen, this is kind of embarrassing,
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but I can't find any of
Brick's old art projects.
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I'm pretty sure Mike threw them all out.
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Men do the craziest things, huh?
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Tell me about it. Remember Ron's perm?
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Ooh. Anyway, I was
wondering if I could borrow
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one of your kids' old projects
and pass it off as Brick's.
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Absolutely. Believe me, I get it.
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Three kids... no way you
can keep up with everything.
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(Click)
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(Whirring)
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(Gasps)
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(Singsongy) Hey, lookie what I found.
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(Normal voice) Brick's
centerpiece from Thanksgiving.
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There's no way in hell Brick made that.
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(Sighs) Damn it, and this
was the worst one, too.
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(Sighs) I can't believe I
threw away all my son's stuff.
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Seriously, what kind of a mother am I?
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According to Brick's school,
not actively involved.
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Well, they're right, Mike.
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I'm a terrible, terrible mother.
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Uh... what were the
buttronauts doing in the trash?
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Do you not understand what
the buttronauts represent?
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They represent butts in space.
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Show a little respect.
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(Whistle blows in distance)
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I'm a good guy, Mike.
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I bust my hump around here.
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Yeah. You work hard.
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When why didn't I get
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a sweet, heartfelt text
from you like Jim did?
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Oh, no. Look, Dave, that was...
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I thought we were more than co-workers.
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I thought we were friends.
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I mean, we watch games together.
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Your family's been to my church.
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I even fixed the hole in your kid's wall.
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Okay, fine. You are...
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really valuable around here.
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Not feeling it.
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You're special to me, too.
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All right.
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There it is.
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Now bring it in for a hug. Come on.
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Okay.
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All right.
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With Valentine's Day only two days away,
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the Boss Co. breakup service was booming.
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And nobody knew who was gonna be next.
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(Man) * I can't take you to heaven
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I can't promise forever
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whoa!
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- We got a runner!
- Now let's be grown-up about this.
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It'll all be over soon.
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(Panting)
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Aren't you tired of running, Emma?
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I'm sorry, but you plus Kyle
no longer equals forever.
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(Crying)
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So, Brick, listen,
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I've looked all over, but I
can't seem to find your stuff,
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so I'm just gonna be honest with you.
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I think your dad threw it out.
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Okay, look, I'm sorry.
255
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,737
I really am. I don't know.
256
00:10:36,772 --> 00:10:38,672
Maybe it's 'cause you're the third kid,
257
00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:40,524
or our house isn't big enough,
258
00:10:40,575 --> 00:10:44,389
or I'm just a sucky parent,
but I don't have your stuff.
259
00:10:45,082 --> 00:10:47,049
You don't have Axl or Sue's stuff either?
260
00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:49,035
We're talking about you now.
261
00:10:49,069 --> 00:10:51,971
But the point is, stuff doesn't matter.
262
00:10:51,989 --> 00:10:54,807
What's important is the feeling
I had when you gave it to me.
263
00:10:54,841 --> 00:10:56,959
I'll never lose that.
264
00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:58,911
I see. So it's all gone.
265
00:10:58,946 --> 00:11:01,063
Nothing of mine made an
impression. Interesting.
266
00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:03,916
Because I distinctly remember
a ceramic sponge caddy
267
00:11:03,951 --> 00:11:05,735
that said "I hate housework."
268
00:11:05,786 --> 00:11:08,421
I'm sorry. Do you like housework?
269
00:11:08,455 --> 00:11:11,173
Because I think that would
be something you would keep.
270
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,558
(Chair scrapes floor)
271
00:11:14,361 --> 00:11:15,928
(Door opens)
272
00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:18,336
I'm just gonna say it.
273
00:11:18,371 --> 00:11:20,772
I've been working here
longer than Jim or Dave.
274
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:23,608
If anybody should get a
nice text, it should be me.
275
00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:26,778
What about me? You know, I
gave my hearing to this place!
276
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,413
(Men speaking at once)
277
00:11:28,447 --> 00:11:31,149
He gets a text. I don't get a text.
278
00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:32,734
(Men continue speaking at once)
279
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:37,245
Hey, hey. The text
wasn't even meant for Jim.
280
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,563
Okay? It was supposed to go to my wife
281
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,515
for Valentine's Day.
282
00:11:42,251 --> 00:11:46,688
Wait a minute. That's what
you texted your wife for v-day?
283
00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:49,147
(Chuckles) She's your lady.
284
00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:52,617
You gotta tell her you love her, man.
285
00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:57,065
I'm with Chuck. It sounds
like you have intimacy issues.
286
00:11:57,121 --> 00:11:58,989
You do throw up walls, Mike.
287
00:11:59,023 --> 00:12:01,892
You should talk to somebody.
Our insurance covers half.
288
00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:03,493
Hey, nobody's throwing up any walls.
289
00:12:03,528 --> 00:12:06,329
And for your information,
I didn't just send a text.
290
00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:07,864
I also took the Christmas
tree down to the curb
291
00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:09,332
without being asked.
292
00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:12,285
Hey, don't be afraid, man.
293
00:12:12,336 --> 00:12:15,255
Tonight, when you're on
your futon with your lady,
294
00:12:15,289 --> 00:12:16,640
- you just lay...
- No, no!
295
00:12:16,674 --> 00:12:18,658
That's it. Everybody back to work.
296
00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:22,863
Let's go. Thanks for your interest.
297
00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:26,533
Oh! (Laughs)
298
00:12:28,257 --> 00:12:30,826
(Sniffs) Man, I love America.
299
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,027
Now that I'm rich, I guess
I should finally start
300
00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:33,278
thinking about giving back.
301
00:12:33,312 --> 00:12:35,247
You know, maybe talk to
some loser kid at school
302
00:12:35,281 --> 00:12:37,082
or plant a bush in a park
303
00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:38,617
with a giant plaque with my name on it.
304
00:12:38,651 --> 00:12:41,269
(Laughs) Whoo!
305
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,456
Hey. What's wrong with you, dude?
306
00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,908
That breakup with Kelly McCarthy was awful.
307
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:49,928
Totally blindsided her.
She cried her contacts out,
308
00:12:49,946 --> 00:12:51,696
and then I heard she failed a calculus test
309
00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:52,998
'cause she couldn't see.
310
00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:55,267
She might not get into college.
311
00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:57,235
I need a man's opinion.
312
00:12:57,253 --> 00:12:59,571
For the dance tonight, should
I wear my hair up or down?
313
00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:03,141
Over your face. You can weave it
into your braces so it'll stay.
314
00:13:03,176 --> 00:13:04,443
Up.
315
00:13:04,477 --> 00:13:07,612
Thanks. Mom says my forehead
is one of my best features,
316
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:09,681
so...
317
00:13:10,795 --> 00:13:14,164
Look, Sean, it's just
a business, all right?
318
00:13:14,199 --> 00:13:15,449
These girls are gonna
get broken up with anyway.
319
00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:18,269
If we didn't do it, somebody else would've.
320
00:13:18,303 --> 00:13:19,970
This way, we build a successful company,
321
00:13:20,005 --> 00:13:22,239
sell it to the Chinese,
buy some recording time,
322
00:13:22,274 --> 00:13:23,340
cut a hit album, rock the planet,
323
00:13:23,374 --> 00:13:24,975
then start a men's fragrance line.
324
00:13:24,993 --> 00:13:26,794
Yeah, but at what cost?
325
00:13:26,828 --> 00:13:28,546
I agree with Sean.
326
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:30,164
All this money is covered in tears.
327
00:13:30,198 --> 00:13:31,916
(Telephone ringing) Phone!
328
00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:34,235
- (Sue) So get it!
- No, you get it!
329
00:13:34,269 --> 00:13:36,120
I'm getting ready! I'm
in a business meeting!
330
00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:38,205
- But you're closer!
- So?!
331
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,141
- So get it!
- No, you get it!
332
00:13:41,176 --> 00:13:42,176
(Answering machine beeps)
333
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,685
Uh, hi, Sue. This is Matt.
334
00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:46,219
Listen, Sue, I can't take you to the dance
335
00:13:46,254 --> 00:13:47,487
'cause Sheri and I got back together.
336
00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:49,289
So... hope you're good.
337
00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:51,992
Again, not taking you to the dance.
338
00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:53,060
Sorry. (Beep)
339
00:13:53,094 --> 00:13:54,978
(Answering machine clicks) Wow.
340
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,671
He can't cancel day of.
341
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,040
I mean, yeah, Sue's a dork,
but he knew that going in.
342
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,558
This Matt guy sucks.
343
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,893
Dude, you gotta tell her.
344
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,661
Well, I can't tell her. She's my sister.
345
00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:08,297
What if she... cries or something?
346
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:11,000
I can't comfort her. I think it's illegal.
347
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,134
Well, don't look at me. I'm spent.
348
00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:14,320
I don't have another breakup in me.
349
00:14:15,973 --> 00:14:18,491
Fine. I'll do it.
350
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,910
What's one more girl who doesn't like me?
351
00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:23,879
(Knock on door)
352
00:14:24,807 --> 00:14:26,691
Uh... hey, Sue.
353
00:14:26,726 --> 00:14:27,692
Hey, Darrin.
354
00:14:27,727 --> 00:14:29,294
Thanks for the hair recommendation.
355
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,929
It does look better up.
356
00:14:30,963 --> 00:14:33,515
So...
357
00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:35,300
what do you think?
358
00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:37,853
You look really nice.
359
00:14:37,887 --> 00:14:39,604
Thank you.
360
00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:43,325
So... listen... about that phone call...
361
00:14:43,359 --> 00:14:46,278
I don't know how else to do
this but to come out with it.
362
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,381
Matt's back together with
Sheri. He's a major jerk,
363
00:14:49,415 --> 00:14:52,167
and he's not coming to Orson
to take you to the dance.
364
00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:54,703
What?
365
00:14:54,737 --> 00:14:56,671
Please don't make me say it again.
366
00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,373
But...
367
00:14:58,407 --> 00:15:00,075
Oh.
368
00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:03,195
This is so embarrassing.
369
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:07,338
Oh. I bragged to everyone about
going to the dance with Matt.
370
00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:09,540
I'm really sorry, Sue.
371
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:12,843
And I still have to go because
I'm on the cleanup committee,
372
00:15:12,894 --> 00:15:14,912
and I'm gonna have to walk in all alone
373
00:15:14,946 --> 00:15:17,031
and watch everyone having a good time
374
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,785
while I mop up their
spills and cupcake sludge.
375
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,370
It's getting really hard to stay optimistic
376
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,021
about this night!
377
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,690
You don't have to walk in alone.
378
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:26,924
I can take you.
379
00:15:26,975 --> 00:15:29,110
What?
380
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:32,129
Thanks, but you don't wanna do that.
381
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:36,617
I know seniors don't go to
the lame Valentine's dance.
382
00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:38,686
No, I want to.
383
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,389
It'll feel good to do
something nice for a change.
384
00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:48,362
(The Chevin's "Beautiful World" playing)
385
00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:56,827
Oh, this is all so beautiful.
I love mirror balls.
386
00:15:56,861 --> 00:15:59,412
Yeah, it does look nice.
387
00:15:59,447 --> 00:16:00,931
Hey, come on.
388
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:02,499
Let's dance.
389
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,683
(Sue) Yeah. Okay.
390
00:16:03,718 --> 00:16:05,218
* Such a beautiful world
391
00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:13,026
* can't we all live as one in peace? *
392
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,378
* oh
393
00:16:15,412 --> 00:16:16,897
* it's such a beautiful world
394
00:16:16,948 --> 00:16:18,281
(laughs)
395
00:16:18,299 --> 00:16:23,737
* Can't we all live as one in peace? *
396
00:16:23,788 --> 00:16:26,373
*
397
00:16:26,407 --> 00:16:27,424
* oh
398
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,393
* it's such a beautiful world
399
00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:36,833
* and if you want it,
you just have to believe *
400
00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,418
(Tv playing indistinctly)
401
00:16:40,338 --> 00:16:43,808
Man, I never thought about
how we were hurting people.
402
00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:46,127
Ugh. What have we done?
403
00:16:46,161 --> 00:16:47,395
We're love hitmen.
404
00:16:47,429 --> 00:16:48,896
We made money off other people's pain.
405
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:50,598
Oh, man! I wish we had a time machine
406
00:16:50,632 --> 00:16:53,234
so we could go back and undo everything.
407
00:16:53,268 --> 00:16:55,653
And it would be super cool
just to have a time machine.
408
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:56,971
Super cool.
409
00:16:57,005 --> 00:16:58,605
(Sighs)
410
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,442
(Snaps fingers) Hang on a sec.
411
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:04,078
What's the opposite of
breaking things apart?
412
00:17:04,112 --> 00:17:06,113
Well, the opposite of fission is fusion.
413
00:17:06,131 --> 00:17:07,982
Everybody knows that.
414
00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:11,469
Okay. So... what if we
practice some of that fusion
415
00:17:11,503 --> 00:17:13,737
and got one couple together tonight?
416
00:17:13,772 --> 00:17:15,556
Right. Get some isotopes together
417
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:17,658
and wait for a reaction.
418
00:17:17,692 --> 00:17:19,960
(Chuckles) Uh... yeah.
419
00:17:19,978 --> 00:17:22,313
(Laughs)
420
00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:23,764
We're going out to find a couple
421
00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:26,267
and get them together to
undo all the evil we've done!
422
00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:30,304
(Frankie) Okay! Bring back milk!
423
00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:39,266
So Axl and Sean tried to
get a couple together...
424
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,216
a journey which led them to the one place
425
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,852
seniors never go... the Valentine's dance.
426
00:17:43,886 --> 00:17:48,089
Hey, Paige, you look really nice tonight.
427
00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:50,442
So, listen, uh, here's the thing.
428
00:17:50,476 --> 00:17:52,260
You and Wade seemed really good together,
429
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:55,063
so maybe if you guys just talked, uh...
430
00:17:55,097 --> 00:17:57,148
Beat it, jerkwads. Haven't you done enough?
431
00:17:57,199 --> 00:17:58,650
Ignore them, Paige.
432
00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:00,735
No, no, we're not like that
anymore. We wanna help now.
433
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:03,371
Ha. Sure, you do. 'Cause
if you get us back together,
434
00:18:03,406 --> 00:18:06,241
then you can break us up
again and make even more money.
435
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,493
Normally that would be very
sound business practice,
436
00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:11,112
but I promise you that's
not what we're trying to do.
437
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:13,948
We just wanna undo all we
did and make you guys happy.
438
00:18:13,966 --> 00:18:18,286
You wanna make me happy? Let
me punch your stupid face!
439
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,455
You know, there are chaperones here.
440
00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:22,841
(Girls speaking at once)
441
00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,810
We gotta get outta here. Look
at all the rings Becky's wearing.
442
00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:28,763
So... (Chuckles) let's...
whoo! Look out. (Mutters)
443
00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,965
Run! Get 'em!
444
00:18:30,983 --> 00:18:34,352
(Girls shouting indistinctly)
445
00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:36,938
(Water running in faucet)
446
00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:38,306
(Clears throat)
447
00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:39,760
Happy Valentine's Day.
448
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:45,533
Oh! Thank you. Oh, they're beautiful.
449
00:18:45,568 --> 00:18:49,621
And happy Valentine's Day back. Mwah.
450
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:51,272
Well, I stuck to our usual plan
451
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,074
and didn't get you anything.
452
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:54,542
Mm, well, the guys at the quarry
453
00:18:54,577 --> 00:18:57,545
had some weirdly strong opinions
about what I should do for you
454
00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:59,330
for Valentine's Day.
455
00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:02,000
Aw, well, tell them thanks from me.
456
00:19:03,969 --> 00:19:05,119
(Water resumes running)
457
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:07,589
I know I don't say it enough, but...
458
00:19:08,841 --> 00:19:09,924
You know...
459
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:13,595
Uh-huh. I do.
460
00:19:16,231 --> 00:19:20,351
So... you talk to the
guys at work about me.
461
00:19:20,402 --> 00:19:23,821
(Chuckles) Sometimes.
462
00:19:25,524 --> 00:19:28,860
You know, you don't have
to stay and help clean up.
463
00:19:28,911 --> 00:19:29,977
You've done enough.
464
00:19:29,995 --> 00:19:31,479
It's okay.
465
00:19:31,497 --> 00:19:33,164
I'm having a good time.
466
00:19:33,198 --> 00:19:34,532
Oh, yeah!
467
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:35,700
Nothing but net!
468
00:19:35,751 --> 00:19:38,653
(Laughs)
469
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:40,355
(Sue gasps)
470
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,090
Sorry!
471
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,210
(Both laughing)
472
00:19:47,513 --> 00:19:49,797
(Sighs)
473
00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:51,966
I still can't believe Matt ditched me.
474
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,852
Forget about Matt. He's a loser.
475
00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,170
Well, on the bright side,
476
00:19:56,188 --> 00:19:58,106
this is the second time he's dumped me,
477
00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,475
so I'll probably get over him faster.
478
00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:02,060
(Paper rustles)
479
00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:07,148
Hey, listen. I know you're a senior,
480
00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:10,118
and you guys don't usually
come to the Valentine's dance,
481
00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:12,853
but I really appreciate you coming with me.
482
00:20:12,871 --> 00:20:15,073
It was really nice of you.
483
00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:21,462
Truth is...
484
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:23,998
(Clatters)
485
00:20:24,032 --> 00:20:25,800
I didn't do it to be nice.
486
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:49,157
Dear Brick, I wanted to take a minute,
487
00:20:49,191 --> 00:20:51,993
on this day devoted to
love, to let you know
488
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,545
that even though I may not be able to find
489
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:59,383
any of your art projects,
you are always in my heart.
490
00:20:59,418 --> 00:21:02,286
I'm sorry I'm the kind of
mom who's tired all the time,
491
00:21:02,321 --> 00:21:05,122
and I know I'm not the most
organized person in the world.
492
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,008
Maybe I'm lazy. I don't know.
493
00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:09,927
But here's the thing.
This is the mom you got.
494
00:21:09,961 --> 00:21:13,314
I'm not perfect. I'm
flawed... pretty darn flawed.
495
00:21:13,348 --> 00:21:15,299
But I hope you'll read
this and always remember
496
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,902
that on Valentine's Day 2013,
497
00:21:17,936 --> 00:21:21,606
your mom wanted you to
know how much she loves you.
498
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,291
Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie.
499
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,694
All my love forever. Mom.
500
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,318
(Turns on faucet)
501
00:21:34,353 --> 00:21:36,454
(Turns off faucet)
502
00:21:38,455 --> 00:21:45,455
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